I was not expecting that!
I don’t think anyone was expecting that!
"People that download music illegally might be arrested."
“What are you in here for then?”
“Arson and murder. What about you, kid?”
“The Glee cover of Teenage Dream.”
night vale is one of those things you gotta pay constant attention to because if you zone out for one fucking second you are lost in the pacific with no life boat and you have a better chance of turning into jesus and walking on the water to shore than understanding what the fuck cecil is talking about